That Bitch Lyrics & Chords By The Jeffrey Uppercut

Eating my dinner, watching Live Aid: 'Sit up straight, you scruffy nigger.' 'Pass the Black Magic, coffee cream, love?' 'No thanks, dear, I'm trying to watch...read more

You are angry and you are bored / they will always sell you Short / thrive on negativity / it's a life you can't afford / they will fool you with their Lies / each day you...read more

I've had my tea but I've not had my fill, I want a burger and another mixed grill, I want pies, and pasties and cheese, Black puddings covered in grease, A scabby horse and...read more

New face in the pub on a Friday night. "You alright?" I asked where she worked, she said, "Iawok dahn sayan" She were feeling "kanna closhy" She were of t'"Neddie" I think...read more

She was the perfect woman, She was my kind of a bird, 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word. She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse, But now she's...read more