Sad Raps Lyrics & Chords By T.j. Miller

These are the sad raps, for the moment when your happy lapses
These are the sad raps, for the times when you are down
These are the sad raps, for the moment when your happy lapses
These are the sad raps, for the times when we are down

Ugly Duckling
I walk, staring at my feet, in the dead leaves
People mocking me, like Charlie Brown's Christmas tree
Just last week, my crew went to see the Lakers
They didn't invite me, though, I heard about it later

I went to Skid Row, and tried to hang around
But they made me leave, said I was bringing people down
They won't even let me volunteer at a hospice
I lose my keys, just so I can talk to locksmiths

And my love life is moving pretty slow
Last time I had a date, MTV was showing videos
The operator won't even take my call
I couldn't get a 'yes' from a bobblehead doll

I think I'd settle for some eye contact
'Cause I couldn't feel alive if I was high on crack
Sally Struthers said that I was making her depressed
How long I can go on, that's anybody's guess

My depression sets in from childhood neglection
At times I find myself standing in the intersection
Some people say that dogs are man's best friend
So why does Elvis run away when I'm calling him?

The suicide hotline had me holding half the night
Overdosed on vitamins then brought back to life
I could only hope for a sympathy vote
Bought tickets for a singles cruise then missed the boat

T.J. Miller
I feel alone, I got no peeps
I'd say three out of seven nights I cry myself to sleep
I'm the saddest dude alive, you'll never see me smile
I feel confined, even when I freestyle

You can sit here and talk shit or berate me
But I'm probably the best at being self-deprecating
Rather be asleep than awake, stay drunk in bed
They say it's a symptom, I say it's escape

Most women who date me end up fed up
I'm the only guy who speed-dates and people ask to be sped up
The saddest part of life is the whole thing
The weather's bad when I arrive 'cause that's what I bring

You think there's a rapper that's sadder? I'm flattered
I was born a CEO and made my way down the corporate ladder

Saying my only option's masturbating is an understatement

I get bent, then I call my mom to vent
And on Ash Wednesday, I give up hope for Lent

These are the sad raps, for the moment when your happy lapses
These are the sad raps, for the times when you are down
These are the sad raps, for the moment when your happy lapses
These are the sad raps, for the times when we are down

I'm pretty down on myself in general..

Even the beat doesn't want to be around me..

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