Shuffle Em Up Lyrics & Chords By Tha Gatherin

Your deck's like a sealed pool
But mine's pretty awesome
Turn one visions and a turn two blossom
Cards in your opener, think that you got some?
Here comes thoughtseize
WHOOPS you lost em
Yeah, just like that you shuffle em up
You nervous?
You think you didn't shuffle enough?
In go all fifteen switchin it up
But i see through you
yeah I call your bluff
I know you don't like that
You don't wanna die
You shuffle real slowly
as you look in my eye
you say i gotta pile shuffle but you lie
we all know you slow playing
and we know why
I'm a call out
JUDGE!
I'm a put you in line!
present it for the cut
I ain't goin to time!
I said I'll cut yours
if you cut mine
My first seven cards always has a Leyline
I see your face scrunch up
I think you tryin' to stall again
it ain't that tough to decide you gotta mulligan
Here i come off the top
with that sick god draw again
match slip
sign it quick
drop it in the judges bin!
The way you lookin at your hand
SHUFFLE EM UP
you know i got enough land
SHUFFLE EM UP
a curve you can't understand
SHUFFLE EM UP
and then you shuffle some more
CAUSE THEY AIN'T SHUFFLED ENOUGH!
Like round after round you just keep on shufflin'
cuts on your hands from too much rifflin'
if you think it's dead time that's just bafflin'
study your opponent there's a lot that you can learn from him
I'm talkin chit chat
while you sortin in eights
where you from?
what's your record man?
got bad beats?
you from pittsburgh streets?
I'm from buffalo!
SWEET!
And you lost last round from drawing thirty land straight?
Oh look here's the judge stoppin by to meet-
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
INCOMPLETE DECK REGISTER SHEET
I give sympathy, know you wasn't trying to cheat
But it sure is neat in the 1-0 seat
and now you gotta play the cards that you inked in
you thought "mind sculptor"
but you wrote "beleren"
finally we play a game
round's ten minutes in
looks like it's about ready to begin
It goes one for the mine
two for the tower
three for the plant that generates the power
they call that the tron
I just turned it on
Now I'm makin mana D.I.
Tooth and nail ya til you're gone