State Prison Farms Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Be courteous, kind and forgiving, Be gentle and peaceful each day, Be warm and human and grateful, And have a good thing to say. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike, Be...read more

How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan? So eat it, just...read more

The same way we made up the death penalty. We made them both up, Sanctity of life and the death penalty. Aren't we versatile? And you know, in this country, now there are alot of...read more

So now we talk about destruction 'Bout the way that we might go I've seen the headlines in the papers The truth is more than we should know Somebody wake me from this...read more

I figured, since I wrote a song about, you know, God and Jesus and all that, I would have to give the opposition equal time. (menacing voice) Ever since first man has walked this...read more