Stillborn Liver Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks Welcome to my world, welcome to my world Whacking it to late night cinemax Welcome to my world Jagermeister and Captain Crunch ...read more

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed ...read more