Suffering Fools Lyrics & Chords By The Goons

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

How to take a history's Always been a mystery How to find a JVP How to take a pulse Asking patients about sex Supinator Reflex Skin bumps, neck lumps Now give me a cough ...read more

In most every cubicle-monkey's life, there is a person or team of people who do the jobs no one else even dares to even try to understand. They are our alpha geeks. Our nerd buddies....read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Next we have the "Dear Hearts And Gentle People“'s school of songwriting, in which the singer tells you...read more