Teach Yourself Heath Lyrics & Chords By Monty Python

One, two, three I have no head for figures My hands cannot explain Endangered animals and acid rain I see dead rivers running dry I see activists who march and cry How...read more

Won't you smile, you look so shocked Put the name tag on your smock We've come to see you, Eddie Walker We may pack a little tight, the girl up front says, it's alright And...read more

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special...read more

I'll sing you one oh, Green grow my nadgers oh! Audience: What is your one oh? One's the grunge upon my splod, masking my cordwangle. I'll sing you two oh, Green grow my...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more