Tech Support Lyrics & Chords By Ernie Cline

Story of that ole snake in the grass, called The Viper, I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone, I said "Who's that at half past three?"...read more

Time to get up, but I can't move What did I do last night Am I home, are these my clothes I hope my car's alright At least it's Sunday—no, it's Monday I better...read more

You know, I've been thinking: it's coming. What? Oh, we just don't know when. Uh-huh. We drive our cars, we speculate. Cups in hands, we gesticulate. What? ...read more

A cat cries out in the night (miaow) A dog cries out in the night (ruff) A cat and a dog cry out in the night (miaow, ruff) Two cats and a dog cry out in the night (miaow, ruff,...read more

Hey, come on, everybody We're doing a makeover (Oh yeah, I think I'd like that) A perm A butch A facial (Facial) A body wrap (Body wrap) Gravel scrub (Gravel...read more