Bottom Bunk Messiah Lyrics & Chords By Ernie Cline

Story of that ole snake in the grass, called The Viper, I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone, I said "Who's that at half past three?"...read more

Rudolph you're a freaky animal dude your nose is luminous not VOLuminous that would be your ego man just 'cuz you help the sleigh man what's up I'm trying to sleep turn off your NOSE...read more

Vigil. I don't know what a vigil is. I have some idea, though, that it involves candles. The lighting of candles, the making and breaking of eye contact, sad shrugs and words that...read more

Father singing to the boyfriend: Was it you that did the pushin left the stains upon the cushion foot prints on the dashboard upside down... Was it you you sly woodpecker...read more

On the street, maybe a bookstore, someone bumps into someone playfully. Woman: (laughing) Man: You again! Woman: Are you following me? Man: Why, no, I'm stalking you. ...read more