The Boots Of The North Lyrics & Chords By Lorne Elliott

Somethin' strange is a'happenin' here My baby's actin' mighty queer I picked her up to go to the show We sat back in the very last row I went out to buy some coke And when I...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

Not a part And not apart Ghosts we carry In the heart Yeah ...read more

I met a spooky lady on Death Avenue She rode a horse of dust that told her what to do I sniffed around her neighborhood Came crashing down I knew it would It's in your head...read more

There's a party in my pants And I want you all to come Voobanahana vop bop There's a party in my pants And I want you all to come Voobanahana vop bop Just got into town...read more