The Chinese Legs Lyrics & Chords By The Goons

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die Tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace ...read more

I've got a pal, a regular out an' outer. She's a dear old gal, an' I'll tell you all about 'er; It's many years since fust we met, Her hair was then as...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

Entire song is done in a falsetto little boy's voice and on most sibilant "s"'s, a "whistling" sound is heard, much as would be emitted by one lacking his two front teeth. spoken...read more

This love of ours is like playing card houses Not easy to rebuild, and sometimes unfulfilled So don't be uncertain, drawing the curtains On wide open windows whenever the wind blows...read more