The Golden Hind Lyrics & Chords By The Firesign Theatre

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital. I see him most every day. And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, This is what I hear him say: (deep breathing) Y'know, Mr. Frump is...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) What with President Johnson practicing escalatio on the Vietnamese, and then the Dominican crisis on top of that, it has been a nervous year, and people...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

I used to think the perfect girl was only in my dreams Until I saw your perfect face upon the movie screen You seemed to know that I was there As though from God's design. And...read more

Coming this Christmas to a theater near you The most horrifying film that hit the screen There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop And he hacks up two or three in...read more