The Slide Rule Song Lyrics & Chords By Tom Lehrer

My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although we don't have...read more

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin', like I got broken glass in my underwear ...read more

Oooohooooh Its a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight Oh no, his pants are too tight My pants are too tight He stands there, an empty...read more

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new. There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't. There's...read more

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things. ...read more