Toms River Lyrics & Chords By The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the...read more

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink Just like you and me Which means every day...read more

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more