Tycoons Lyrics & Chords By Mitchell & Webb

Your baby's got a flattened nose A widened gap between its toes It's smaller than it's supposed to be The scan shows your baby's got an imperforate rectum And...read more

I'll put the oven on, cook some vol au vents, filo parcels with cranberry. Have a chipolata, taramasalata, fourteen thousand calories Every single flavour of Pringle - can you...read more

At Christmas time, Angela gets so afraid At Christmas time When she sees the table laid Because of her bulimia And her parents, they don't know She throws her arms around the...read more

On the 1st day of Christmas I learnt this in IT: F1 is the help key On the 2nd day of Christmas I learnt this in IT! F2 is rename- And F1 is the he-e-elp key On the 11th day of...read more

Your dress sense is crap And you can't read a map And you're late, when you go out with me Your friends are all boring I can't stand your snoring I hate, your stupid...read more