Doctor Pranksters Lyrics & Chords By Mitchell & Webb

You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a child It’s a source of such frustration When you need him to keep still for a while They fiddle They gurgle They...read more

I realised on the day we met You were the kind of girl I could never get, 'Cause I was creepy and unpopular, But at least I had my binoculars. I was waitin', mopin', ...read more

Sitting around on Christmas eve It's a cold and frosty night Huddled around the fireplace But the damn thing just won't light Paper and coal and wood won't burn Even...read more

Everybody tells me I'll pass easily I've been working hard for oh so long But they don't realise my exam technique Guarantee's that something will go wrong I can...read more

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days When she's in her Luteal phase All she does in moan and nag You go five days...read more