Uncle Bernard Lyrics & Chords By The Lancashire Hotpots

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go ...read more

Push holes in the plastic Immaculate dolls in the hands of a child with a ratchet Two fingers too out of control The confusion shall leave us to vultures and preachers I hate...read more

Outside the take-away, Saturday night A bald adolescent, asks me out for a fight He was no bigger than a two-penny fart He was a deft exponent of the martial art He gave me three...read more

There is power in a factory, power in the land Power in the hands of a worker But it all amounts to nothing if together we don't stand There is power in a Union Now the...read more

Once, in a corridor in Memphis, Was a singer took a breath And wrote the birth of the teenager Now we come to write his death We've learned a lot of bitter lessons Seen the...read more