Vann Harl Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

[(spoken)] Your father fucked your mother. At least once, your father and your mother were in bed, and your father got a hard-on, and he stuck it inside your mother and they fucked....read more

I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor, A Boa Constrictor, A Boa Constrictor. I'm being eaten by a Boa Constrictor, And I don't like it one bit. Whadaya know, it's nibblin' my...read more

Muffy, She's an American orignal Muffy, Is she vegtable or mineral? Muffy, She lets it all hang out. Muffy, She lets it all hang out. Muffy, funny and freckly Muffy, she'll...read more

(spoken) It's like we were relaxing, sitting around talking, there was a little dancing, a little heated argument, a little bit of this, a little of that, and somebody said...read more

Now whenever life is looking dark and mean I have myself and espresso. And then I kinda sit back and like dig the scene And maybe have myself another espresso. And there's a...read more