Whataretheassumptionshifi Lyrics & Chords By Do Peterson

I'm a warrior born and a warlord made To conquer the final frontiers, But they put my ship in a cryogen dip, And they froze us for four hundred years. I was perfect in body...read more

I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of... [Chorus:] ...read more

Cheer, cheer for Trans Poly U, Rise, our creations, here's what to do, Show their folly, watch them fry, as We call the lightning from the sky. What tho' the odds be great or...read more

Ah, good evening, monsieur (or mademoiselle, or Madame)! It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure That we welcome you here this weekend. And now, we invite you to relax,...read more

This Unicorn Song is like many you've heard, Except that I wrote it myself. It has magical forests and sweet-singing birds, And maybe a virginal elf. Now, the fifth and sixth...read more