Why Tim Is Faithful Lyrics & Chords By Tim Bedore

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

Tom: I wanna be Bob What more can I say? I would smoke and drink And play golf every day I'd have a lady for a caddy She could hold my balls while I play I wanna be Bob I...read more

They say our love is taboo That what we're doing is wrong But I don't care what they say 'Cause my love is so strong They tell us we should be ashamed We're not...read more

You can be mean to me Mean as you want to be Just say anything that you like You can be nasty and catty And cruel and unusual Twist my nose with your fingers Trip me while I...read more

In southern Ohio Just north of Cincinnati I beheld a vision Next to the expressway Was a 60-foot Jesus With his hands in the air Looked like he's carved out of butter Just...read more