Winning - A Song By Charlie Sheen Lyrics & Chords By The Gregory Brothers

Uh, yeah
I, I, I, I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
It's not available, if you try it once you will die
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

You love to party
What's not to love?
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
Droopy-eyed armless children
That's how I party
That's how I party

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll, winning
I have one gear: go, epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win, everywhere-where

Absolute victory
Everywhere-where-where
I'm on a quest
We're gonna win everywhere
Right every single wrong (Right every wrong!)

I'm a total frickin' rock star from Mars, winning
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood, winning
You borrow my brain and you're like, dude, can't handle it
Win here, win there, win, win, everywhere

I've got a list, help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless

Chicken nuggets, winning
Bubblegum, winning
Pretending to text to avoid someone, epic winning
Slow dancing, winning
Slow pantsing, winning
Breakin' the rules of the Geneva conventions, weak

Adonis blood, winning
Violent love, winning
Givin' needy women caresses and hugs, epic winning
Childbirth, winning
Colin Firth, winning
Tinky Winky's purse, duh, winning, winning

I, I, I, I, I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll, winning
I have one gear: go, epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win everywhere

I'm a total frickin' rock star from Mars, winning
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood, winning
You borrow my brain and you're like, dude, can't handle it
Win here, win there, win, win, everywhere-where