All Of Your Bones Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room...read more

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I tried approaching companies but they did not approve Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you...read more

When I came home the other day My Mum couldn't look me in the eye When I checked under my bed I found the reason why My pile of rhythm magazines Was nowhere to be seen I...read more

Watching TV the other day I happened to turn on 'Home and Away' I hadn't seen it for ages but what can I say? I noticed some birds whose jugs were OK Then...read more

I got him from the pet shop They said he was a guard dog The only thing that's fierce about him Is his constant hard-on He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit ...read more