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Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11, 1967) is an American comedian, actor, writer, and martial artist. He is best known for his work on NewsRadio, his work as color commentator for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, his hosting work on Fear Factor, and his popular internet podcast. He holds a Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu under Eddie Bravo and Jean Jacques Machado. Comedy recordings * Live from the Belly of the Beast (DVD) * I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday (CD) * Shiny Happy Jihad (CD) (April 10, 2007) * Talking Monkeys i...read more

weird spots in the middle (shiny happy jihad)

suicide bombings, sad penis, and big party girl

we're on a rock flying through space (shiny happy jihad)

fear factor is cancelled, telemundo, and mike goldberg (shiny happy jihad)

i was raised catholic, in search of noah's ark (shiny happy jihad)

pot, jet packs, and peace in the middle east (and drunk people yelling s''t on my cd) (shiny happy jihad)

gay is funny, brokeback mountain

osama is right out of a comic book and the terrorist cell phone network

eddie bravo, show me your p'''y, and text messaging (shiny happy jihad)

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boycotting and people who like animals more than people, march of the penguins

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black president / illegal weed / gray hair on my balls

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i didn't come from a monkey, i came from jesus/evolution

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pulling out doesn't work

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greetings/girlfriends (spoken word) (album version)

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dumb people out-breeding smart people explains the pyramids (shiny happy jihad)

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pot is not for everyone

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i made a baby / breast milk

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anti-pot talking dogs

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p'''y whipped, best friends (shiny happy jihad)

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pot stops you from doing stupid shit / mount everest

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mormons / gay marriage / chimp prostitution

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dr. phil and his shitty advice

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telepathy / ted haggard got cured of the gay

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lady and her son, ex-boyfriends are hungry wolves (shiny happy jihad)

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tiger escapes from zoo, frees person from life

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i've been caught masturbating twice

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touching yourself is evolutionary, don't blow yourself

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q&a - animal dicks

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q&a - two very gay questions

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fear factor

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q&a - 3 questions, 2 girls, 1 cup

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q&a - mike goldberg

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72 virgins

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q&a - mother fucker living on the edge

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bisexual dudes givin advice

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sleeping and masturbation

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jack off first, safe zone

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q&a - rape choke & goat's vagina

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legal weed / paranoia

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q&a - i don't want shit on my dick

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q&a - shut the fuck up whore

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i lie onstage

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big dick pills

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q&a - monkeys on mushrooms

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q&a - raising a human being

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q&a - sucking 1000 dicks in front of your mom

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zoo

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wesley snipes, the ufc, and jim brown

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q&a - taken a lot of jobs because i'm a whore

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intro / denver is great

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q&a - crazy bitches jumping on fighters' dicks

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outro

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first time a girl hit me

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i have children

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just for men

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greetings/girlfriends

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aliens and kim kardashian

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bigfoot

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the olympics

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game of thrones and vegans

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gay people

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tigers fucking

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voodoo punanny

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osama is right out of a comic

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the belly of the beast dvd audio rip

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what is reality

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boycotting and people who lik

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the american war machine

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princess di

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the gap

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clinton the ultimate porn star

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women and relationships

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devolution of stupid people

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seek to improve yourself

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you are the universe

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we are one

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joe rogan explains life

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anna nicole smith

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dmt

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haters

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joe rogan talks about dmt

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life is cooler than you think

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the stoned ape theory

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power of the pussy

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jolts of perception

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flying squirl pussy people

About the meaning of life Podcast in a swedish hotel room Pot could save the world Space is big Hungry wolves Spaceship Magic words The president; dumb and dumber Joe on sirius Pyramids Find yourself Be your own hero White trash

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