Bonus Track! Lyrics & Chords By Dane Cook

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's a good fucking name OK.Hi what's your name? Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these...read more

(No I'm being serious) Yo' It's the wild wild west, You came to the right place, my man, Get ready, here we go. Welcome my friends to the Old Saloon, Everyone in...read more

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

My friends took me out the other night. They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go." I was like, "I don't wanna go out." "Come on dude. Let's go get some chicks!" Yea?...read more