Christmas Decorations Lyrics & Chords By Donnie Baker

Tom: I wanna be Bob What more can I say? I would smoke and drink And play golf every day I'd have a lady for a caddy She could hold my balls while I play I wanna be Bob I...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see Orange barrels, orange barrels Looking back at me Look at Larry, Darryl, and Darryl standing next to the orange barrel Looking...read more

Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the booty, I want the the booty Back up the booty, I need the booty I like the booty, oh what a booty Shaking that booty, I...read more

Ladies and gentlemen, the man song! (He's the man, he's the man) I don't take no crap from anyone else but you, I wear the pants around here when I'm finished...read more