Patty Ferguson Lyrics & Chords By Donnie Baker

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be...read more

She slept with Texas and Oklahoma She used to live with Arizona She's been on top of New Mexico She's been to bed with Louisiana And under lower Alabama But tonight...read more

All around the country and coast to coast People always say what do you like most? I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast I always tell 'em I like toast Yeah toast! Yeah...read more

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks What's he got that I ain't got Except the biggest country album in history And girls screamin' in the parking lot My wife thinks Garth...read more

(by Tom Snyder) B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run B, double E, double R, U, N Beer run All we need is a ten and a fiver A car and a key and a sober driver B, double E,...read more