Crank Yankers Special Ed Needs Tech Support Lyrics & Chords By Crank Yankers

To be a dog is to sit like a log Watching people on the run We don't need your pity 'cause your life is shitty We have the real fun 'Cause I can lick myself, got to go You...read more

Who put the cock in the cocker spaniel? Who took a pee on the pekingese? Who left his toy in the toy poodle? I'd like to shake that bastard's hand if you please Who ate the...read more

You ever notice the way you lose a sock Y'ever notice that blinking VCR clock Y'ever notice the crappy food on a plane Y'ever notice how cabbies have funny names ...read more

You know.. Dogs aren't clever they eat their own dung they whine like babies and sweat through their tongue The big ones are stupid the small are high strung but cats...read more

(spoken) Are there any Phantom Menace nerds in the house? Some idiots keep saying Triumph. Well, I have some news for you. There is a Phantom Menace nerd in the house. The ultimate...read more