Effects Lyrics & Chords By Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

They only show you their gums when they smile Aint got a tooth in their heads now, how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to buy toothpicks or...read more

Cousin Sven, he's here Cousin, come on in Say something intelligent Dah, he is Ollie, you are Sven He is Ollie, you are Sven Ah, duh, you are my new friend I share mit...read more

I work in New Media I'm pretty damned important Don't ask me to explain what I do I don't work with words Have you ever heard of sound art I sincerely doubt you have Some...read more

They see me mowin'... my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy...read more

You packed in the morning I stared out the window And I struggled for something to say You left in the rain without closing the door I didnt stand in your way Now I miss you...read more