Synth Lyrics & Chords By Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night it's the...read more

(One, two, three, four) (One, two, go!) I used to be a pinball freak That's where you'd find me every week But now it's Pac-Man Yeah, it's the Pac-Man I love...read more

The Unicorn is just a horse Accepting for its horn, of course The Unicorn is just a myth Which is to say, they don't exith ...read more

It's getting late, so I suppose We should be drawing to a close Besides, my voice is sounding horse And even my rhymes are getting worse Poor Wendy's feeling in the dumps ...read more

Hello. Oh hey Joel how you going? Ya. I’m just on a, uh, tram, just really hungover. Hey, you know that um, band competition we went in, So You Think You Can Copy? Yeah, we won man!...read more