Test Footage Lyrics & Chords By Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Someday I'm gonna pack up And then I'm goin' back up To that place where sentimental feelings arouse Where the grass is so green And the air is so clean That when...read more

Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year We'll eat a lot of broccoli...read more

Put down your remote control Throw out your TV Guide Put away your jacket There's no need to go outside Don't you know that we control the horizontal We control the vertical,...read more

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so...read more

Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping...read more