Family Newsletters Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Before YouTube I walked through life, And now I frolic. YouTube's been like a father to me, Except YouTube's not an alcoholic. Before YouTube, I was just a skinny white...read more

When I was a little kid I thought I wanted to be a fireman. I think a lot of guys- Did you wanna be a fireman when you were a little kid? People ask you.What do you want to be? I...read more

Well, hey, how ya doin'? Have a seat. Have a drink. Boy, it's good to see you. What can I say? Oh, sorry gotta run. We'll get together again. Say, what was your...read more

Beatles Box Set Slow Down (williams) Well, come on pretty baby, won't you walk with me? Come on, pretty baby, won't you talk with me? Come on pretty baby, give me one more...read more

(Get on my level, Madison Picture a depressed onion cutting himself.) I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't.) Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer for a lost dog and...read more