Flesh Colored Band-aids Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more

I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo If Richard Gere can do it I can too I get undressed, start to lube I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube Wondering just how he'll...read more

Finland, Finland, Finland, The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just watching TV, Finland, Finland, Finland, It's the country for me. You're so...read more

Beatles Box Set Slow Down (williams) Well, come on pretty baby, won't you walk with me? Come on, pretty baby, won't you talk with me? Come on pretty baby, give me one more...read more

3rd Storee Miscellaneous If They Only Knew I could love you for the rest of my life Set it off right, you be my wife We make moves (uh huh) dang if they only knew, Ill...read more