Far Too Young Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

i had a Mr.pip Mr.pip is the replida of Dr.Pepper but it's the bullshit replica cause dude didn't even get his degree why did you have to drop out and start making pot so soon the...read more

Hello, I'm Demetri's grandma and I welcome you all and I hope you like this CD we made. It's good? What should I tell them? Ya ya ya ya x2 Hey you, hi, hello One time I did a...read more

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more

My friends took me out the other night. They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go." I was like, "I don't wanna go out." "Come on dude. Let's go get some chicks!" Yea?...read more

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen I'm Hally Neilson from BTT Television And tonight is the night we've all waited for Tonight, I bring you My exclusive interview with OJ Simpson And...read more