Jizzed By Hertz Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

I was walking through my neighborhood I was walking on the side walk and I was passing this guy And right when you passed each other he said to me “Aaaaaaa I’m a little...read more

i had a Mr.pip Mr.pip is the replida of Dr.Pepper but it's the bullshit replica cause dude didn't even get his degree why did you have to drop out and start making pot so soon the...read more

YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. ...read more

There are polar bears out walking on the moon You told me that one night as we lay under the stars The moon was there to hear, but didn't say, And today you are a thousand...read more

--Christian Rock-- I woke up in the morning, And I got myself some oatmeal, And I put some raisins on it and, Christ is God, Christ is God, God, God, God... ...read more