Baseball-football Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

So many crappy- the first job I had, right. The first job when I was uh 17 uh was Burger King. That was the first job that I had, alright. I didn't want to call it Burger King...read more

Here I go again with my big mouth Spouting off like I got something going I wrote a show and it's playing tonight? I'm so full of shit man, what was I thinking? I got to write...read more

3rd Storee Miscellaneous If They Only Knew I could love you for the rest of my life Set it off right, you be my wife We make moves (uh huh) dang if they only knew, Ill...read more

Finland, Finland, Finland, The country where I want to be, Pony trekking or camping, Or just watching TV, Finland, Finland, Finland, It's the country for me. You're so...read more

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more