Mental Hot Foots Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

Adrian Wapcaplet: Aah, come in, come in, Mr... Simpson. Aaah, welcome to Mousebat, Follicle, Goosecreature, Ampersand, Spong, Wapcaplet, Looseliver, Vendetta and Prang! ...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed, and now a...read more

Dear Diary Today was a good day Papa and I picked wild flowers Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine Then we sang and danced for hours I know tomorrow will be even better ...read more