Han Solo Clothes Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

I've been thinking about just one thing Since Christmas time last year When I got off with you at the Christmas do After eight pints of beer You must have been the worst for...read more

I got him from the pet shop They said he was a guard dog The only thing that's fierce about him Is his constant hard-on He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit ...read more

Her parents came to England from a far off land From a different culture I don't understand I've got some digital photos of her sucking my gland She's my arranged bride ...read more

I got myself a record deal But now I need a hit I sent my CD in to Dr. Fox But he said "Kunt, all your songs are shit!" "The problem is you seem obsessed With stiffy's, poo...read more

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room...read more