Hooter Lyrics & Chords By Kevin Eldon

How sweet to be an idiot As harmless as a cloud Too small to hide the sun Almost poking fun At the warm but insecure untidy crowd How sweet to be an idiot And dip my...read more

Caramba, ay, ay, ay! The moon is bright above The stars are in the sky, The night was made for love Caramba, ay, ay, ay! Seorita por favor Take me in your arms and love me...read more

Two armchairs and a sofa make our world complete We just bought a brand new three piece suite It matches the curtains and the walnut veneer The hire purchase will finish in a...read more

There's no song for the singer No words for the tune There's a mess in the message And a man on the moon There's no plan in the planet It's all gone berserk There's a milk...read more

I got him from the pet shop They said he was a guard dog The only thing that's fierce about him Is his constant hard-on He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit ...read more