I Love You Turps Lyrics & Chords By Hat Films

Excuse me Mr Manager Can I have a word? I need to tell you something I don't know if you've heard (you see) You've always told me what to do At this company but But now...read more

Young Michael Jackson Ooh, Elvis Presley as I live and breath You stole rock 'n' roll, gave us rockabilly cheese You dance like an epileptic, nothing but left feet I've...read more

Albert Einstein When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown So take a seat, Steve, oops, I see you brought your own What's with your voice? I can't...read more

No pants policy if you're dancing next to me My hair is looking greasy, haven't washed it in days But I'm still looking pretty in my faux fur beret I'm spray tan,...read more

Oh eye I know broadbands cheap but you're cheaper Listen to this You were up all night on t'internet downloading naughty films but theres one vital thing you didn't do A...read more