Jingle Fists Lyrics & Chords By Roy D. Mercer

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass Tellin' me every move to make And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass Tellin' me how to bake a cake And I've just about had my fill Of...read more

Remember when there was nothing else to do, But lie and bed and, Wonder how it was always up to you, And no one else and, Early mornings, made by warnings, What's the point...read more

You ever notice the way you lose a sock Y'ever notice that blinking VCR clock Y'ever notice the crappy food on a plane Y'ever notice how cabbies have funny names ...read more

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car......read more

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels When he came across this old man down at...read more