Lip-smacking Good Lyrics & Chords By Todd Barry

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

There's nothin like bein in love an' starin at a big ol' moon. Hell, when I was in high school, a drive by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hangin outta car...read more

It's only the beginning, and I'm barely on square one Expectations rise above me All I wanna do is use my own voice Make my own choices But what if it's not good enough for...read more

I hate to say it, Santa, but you're acting like a DICK! You should give presents to everyone that's good, and not just to your personal clique. If you bring me a toy to open...read more