Martin Is Bored Lyrics & Chords By Absolute Power (stephen Fry & John Byrd)

Some people might like to get a train to work Or drive in in a Beemer or a Merc Some guys like to travel in by bus But I can't be bothered with the fuss Today I got to take my...read more

This is the story Of a gold medalist South African sprinter called Oscar Pistorius Who's just four foot five 'caus he's got no thighs Or knees He was a poor boy He had to...read more

I am having a lentil nightmare everything has gone black except for the lentils in the nightmare and they're a sort of greeny, yellowy sort of colour ah ah it's the demon...read more

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days When she's in her Luteal phase All she does in moan and nag You go five days...read more

Dear Dr Newland – new line. Ree Mrs. Connor – comma. We saw your patient Mrs Connor who presented in a coma, And we think that what was wrong is a subdural haematoma – comma. ...read more