Merry Christmas Everyone Techno Version Lyrics & Chords By Limmy

I got him from the pet shop They said he was a guard dog The only thing that's fierce about him Is his constant hard-on He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit ...read more

I got myself a record deal But now I need a hit I sent my CD in to Dr. Fox But he said "Kunt, all your songs are shit!" "The problem is you seem obsessed With stiffy's, poo...read more

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

I hear your husband left ya for another lady That must be very hard for you to take on board He told me it was because ya never sucked his corey And you didn't like to have it...read more

Well, I was at a family wedding and to be frank I was thinking about fucking off home 'cause it was proper wank The free bar had run out and so I decided to leave When all of a...read more