Once Upon A Beginning Lyrics & Chords By Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Sitting in the sunlight I try to make it onright -Seems I´ve made it just in time So when she called this morning I told her on the telephone: If you want to love me If you...read more

I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does...read more

My maid is cleaning the bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu 'cause I slept...read more

Hey girl, You know our economy's in the toilet But I'm still going to treat you right I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) I said you can have whatever you like...read more

Yeah! Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one It's a Twister! (Twister! Twister! Twister!) Yeah... all the girls and homeboys...read more