Skipper The Eyechild Lyrics & Chords By Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name...read more

Listenin' to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are...read more

What's the matter with the songs he's singin'? Can't you tell that they're pretty lame? After listenin' to a couple albums, Well, they all start to sound the...read more

Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case...read more

I could tell you a story about the Iguana But right at the moment I don't real ...read more