Parlour Games Lyrics & Chords By Buzz Hawkins

This is a song. This is a new song. This is through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive I feel. The Lunchlady. Woke up in the Mornin', put on my new plastic glove. ...read more

Tom: I wanna be Bob What more can I say? I would smoke and drink And play golf every day I'd have a lady for a caddy She could hold my balls while I play I wanna be Bob I...read more

Oh I got myself a myspace page It really is the best I logged into it the tother day It said new friend request It were from a lass in lancashire her page had loads of hits ...read more

Well it's one for the Tetley Two For Typhoo Three for the PG C'mon mek us a brew Right Gerroff the sofa Gerrin The kitchen And get the kettle on C'mon Brew brew ...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more