Protect Your Bum De De Bum Lyrics & Chords By Roy 'chubby' Brown

I bet my mates I could get a date with a girl called Edna Gratton, She walked in the place, said she liked my face, It was one she hadn't sat on, I said: 'I hope you're...read more

Verse School holidays were draggin' on He was gettin' really bored And his Mum had started poppin' pills She was climbin' up the walls So when he asked her could he go...read more

Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us...read more

It wouldn't be kristmas without snow it wouldn't be kristmas without snow you'll know santa's coming when you hear him ho ho ho it wouldn't be kristmas without snow it wouldn't...read more

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs, One is death and the other's a nurse, Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it, But I gave her one and her tits were that big, ...read more