Stool Movement Lyrics & Chords By Tig Notaro

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

--Christian Rock-- I woke up in the morning, And I got myself some oatmeal, And I put some raisins on it and, Christ is God, Christ is God, God, God, God... ...read more

This is another one too and i knew you're like me, I hate it when somebody turns around on my driveway, You're just sitting comfortabely watching TV, You hear a car plusfs...read more