Today's Professional Parents Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

I was walking through my neighborhood I was walking on the side walk and I was passing this guy And right when you passed each other he said to me “Aaaaaaa I’m a little...read more

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

One of the reasons I'm glad to be back in Atlanta is; since I was here last time, I made an extraordinary discovery that I really want to share with you It's kind of...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

Two broken hearts lonely looking like houses where nobody lives Two people each having so much pride inside, neither side forgives The angry words spoken in haste, such a waste of...read more