Stressed Guards Boasting They Will Open Fire Lyrics & Chords By Capitol Steps

(Hank Card) We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the newt For newts are open-minded; they are flexible and cute A newt can breathe in water and a newt can breathe...read more

Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine. I had a little stretch of land along the sea behind. But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there, and the...read more

Thank you for calling the Psychic Voicemail Hotline, The pre-recorded future just for you. You can press Option One if this is the first time you've called us, But that's...read more

I hate the world today, 'Cause it's jealous of me, I guess that's okay, But if you make fun of me because my mother is my father underneath, I'll bust out your...read more

Dashing through the snow In my rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go, Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of...read more